Me In Facebook Jail
I suppose I’ve always played a little fast and loose with the rules, but this is the first time I’ve ever been put into Facebook Jail!
This afternoon, I logged-on to my account, which I’ve had for more than twenty years, I think, and up popped my “Memories” list. These are messages that I have posted, going back several years, that have been available for anyone to see. One of them was one of those funny photos where the position of a dog and a man are such that, on first glance, it looks like a dog with a man’s head. Hilarity ensues, huh?
The issue is the prurient nature of this particular photo. You see, the dog’s nipples are clearly in view!
I don’t actually know that this is a nippular infraction—Facebook doesn’t tell you what, specifically you’re being spanked for. But that’s the only thing I can see that anyone might be suddenly (remember, this post has been up for years!) be affected by.
I’m not seriously upset at the absurdity of this. I’ve gotten warnings before—but they’ve always been overturned on appeal. Apparently, these never quite go away, though. Even though I was ultimately allowed to post the “Grab ‘Em By The PeeWee!” image that I found on Facebook, it stays as some kind of infraction.
So I have a couple of “days off”, now. I think I’ll take the dog outside and read a book while he chases the back yard livestock.
When I have served my time, I hope to come back. Or… not. We’ll see.
